POLITICS
WKEND national papers headlines tell the woe
NY TIMES: FACING GOP GAINS, Ds fight to Retain Senate – Kingmaker DeMint becomes a Power unto Himself in SENATE
NY POST: OBAMA on the ROPES
W POST: GOP Holds Edge at Finish
NY TIMES: The Charge that OBAMA can’t Shake: elitism – I guess they are beginning to take Headliners seriously after so long…as we’ve been harping on this point forever
THE RACES:
AK SEN: major uproar over corrupt phone call, staged sex offender conspiracy - Momma Grizzly snarls at “Corrupt Bastards in the media”
AK SEN: Joe Miller the R nom, Tea Party sees his negatives rise, DSCC goes on the air for their nom, McAdams….finally as the dogfight gets hotter
NV SEN: Clowntown bans TV stations from Election Night Party after she gets skunked by the CBS n NBC reporters who posed her questions that were not approved by her staff ahead of time….so now we have “pre–censorship”
AK SEN: Joe Miller, disregards alleged NRSC abandonment and says all he needs is Voters from Alaska and Alaska spirit!
NV SEN: Clowntown blames “security” for airport debacle as press surprise her at bottom of escalator with foreign policy queries
NV SEN: 420,000 ballots already cast in EARLY VOTING 43% D, 41% R according to Sec’ty of State
AK SEN: PALIN, the R woman who quit on Alaska midterm, takes on LISA LISA, who ran the stupidest primary campaign ever, over radio station’s personality threats
IL SEN: The slimiest Senate Race ??? ends with an Obama stop….thugs, embellishments, lies, damn lies, mafia loans, hoops, crowbars only thing missing is dead bodies
IL SEN: DNC dumps $1M to Chicago for GOTV Sunday night with visit by our Self Reverential One….KIRK Team signal RNC has been lacking in similar efforts and support but they love the NRSC n Karl and Eddie…..sad….if ILLINOIS were only a tropical paradise vs an industrial belt city eh?
IL SEN: only 35,000 show for Obama at his last rally for Alexi the Mobster, in 2008: over 250,000 voters came to hear the Black Messiah
FL SEN: Crist leaves a voice mail for KENDRICK MEEK…can’t fix stupid can we…KTBO
FL SEN: Crist, the perpetually tanned Governor fans racial flames as Hispanics and Blacks kick in outrage over his ego driven self preservation
FL SEN: JEBBIE blasts Crist, calls him a total disappointment and self centered
DE SEN: Gawker posting alludes to drunken sexual encounter with O’DONNELL both R and D parties denounce this sickness and “no part of process” as slanderous, COONS her D opponent calls it “cowardly n despicable” HEADLINERS agrees – she is a walking piñata without this crap
CA SEN: several polls release show CARLY fading……pls God pls….not another term of the insufferable BOXER
LA SEN: Sen Pampers refuses to admit he broke the law with prostitution ring encounters
WV SEN: MOMMA GRIZZLY tells crowds to keep “Manchin in the Mansion as governor”
WV SEN: Ted Nugent joins the Palin rally for RAESE and rocks the vote
FL SEN: Crist will caucus with DEMOCRATS should he win confirms aide
NRCC outraised by DCCC in October $1.6M…..
NRSC: Cornyn et al forced to spend in safe R Senate seats draining resources to try and save Tea Party newbies: Miller, Angle, ODonnell
IOWA shows a tanking of OBAMA support and large surge for all GOPers
PA gets a last minute OBAMA stop in North Philly urging TURNOUT – walking around money flows to the Philly ward bosses
FLORIDA D freshmen fighting to stave off R wave: Grayson and Kosmas floating in chum filled waters with 48 hours to go
VA HOUSE: OBAMA says his party and candidates “have integrity”…..wait a minute…Obama is from Chicago….integrity is not a word one associates with those folks
OH HOUSE: R nom GANLEY faces more sexual harassment charges….rule#1: OPPO RESEARCH yourself pols…stone the man
PA HOUSE: Kanjo laying low in final days….just waiting for judgment
MN HOUSE: Tea Party Caucus chairwoman MICHELLE wants “Constitution Classes for Freshmen and all Members” begins organizing such
RNC inspirational Chair MIKE STEELE dramatically lowers party’s expectations to 37 seat gain….”we’ve won and are a success already”…TTBO, now more than ever
RNC inspirational Chair MIKE STEELE does not know if his committee is in debt or not or how much: TTBO now more than ever. Sooner the better
OH HOUSE: R congresswoman Mean Jean lectures 6yrs olds on abortion at appearance….at Catholic school
PA HOUSE: alleged Mafia ties do not seem to have made a dent on R nom MARINO against CARNEY in the old Sherwood seat - - flotsam and jetsam lives!!
CELEBRITY SCOOPAGE
DEAD at 46, Sopranos actress – Denis Borino Quinn, mafia queen wife passed from live cancer…played Ginny Sacrimoni
CHARLIE SHEEN paid porn actress $12,000 for the night, found in bathroom with coke covered face…..Studio 54 where art thou?…method acting, screen test?
DIVORCING: Randy Travis from his manager wife/cougar age after 19 years for wedded bliss
NAMED: emotive Canadian chanteuse, Grammy winner, CELINE DION names her twins EDDIE and NELSON…after her manager and Nelson Mandela
PREGGERS: Ian Ziering of original 90210 and his third wife….Steve Sanders grows up at age 46…Ian was also a former DWTS standout
“Ups and DOWNs with my body “ says plastic HEIDI with her body as parts shift and move at will since the newest implants….preps for new music video, Spence takes her to STRIP JOINT to learn the pole trick and more
SNOOKI Halloween costume? why her favorite snack LARGE GREEN PICKLE
“FERTILITY TIPS and Healthy Recommendations” relayed from CELINE to MARIAH
CASTING COUCH: Men in Black – 3 signs Betty White and Nicole Scherzinger, a former Pussycat Doll and winner of the DWTS contest, to costar……as comedy sequel goes into production
SPORTS
Cowboys still crumbling
Sexyting Beast starts for VIKES
PREGGERS: Eli Manning scores with the wife…..swimmers connect!
COACH: “roid monster Barry Bonds wants a job as a hitting coach
BUSH 41 and 43 to toss out game four at World Series….FL Gov Crist to be in stands to learn how to throw like a real man
TIGER, the philandering manwhore, buys a $50M Jupiter Island palatial mansion
NATIONAL
DEAD, TED SORENSON at 82, wordsmith for the mythic JFK, wrote his book and his speeches,……made him sound better – way better than he truly was
OBAMA waves the race card in stop to galvanize Afro-American voters to come out and keep losses to a minimum
INTERNATIONAL
ITALY’s PM Bersculoni admits “I love women” in defense of his proclivities and scandals with “escorts”
GITMO Canadian to serve 8 more years in prison….kill the pie hole
YEMEN gal busted in UPS PACKAGE threats
BRAZIL elects the female Dilma Rousseff as President, X Marxist student and guerilla who suffered tortured while imprisoned
SAUDI clerics endorse ban on female “cashiers”
INSTANBUL suicide bomber leaves 32 wounded
